Weldon's terrorists "in the supermarkets"
A week or so ago Bush gave some speeches about the continuing threats of terrorism and the US efforts to combat these threats.
Curt Weldon, in typical style, went a little overboard in his fear-mongering. In response, Weldon was quoted as saying:
Maybe Weldon got a new hot tip from his buddy "Ali" that Superfresh, Acme, Pathmark, or Genuardi's was next on the terrorists' list.
So be aware on your next shopping trip that you might see Weldon or his staffers scurrying around in your local supermarkets yelling things like:
"Islamic Fascist in Aisle 4!!!!"
"Terrorists in the cleaning products aisle, next to the blue light special on paper towels!!!"
News Analyst Craig Crawford, who penned the article, ends with:
Curt Weldon, in typical style, went a little overboard in his fear-mongering. In response, Weldon was quoted as saying:
“We either fight them there, or we fight them in the supermarkets and streets here.”
Maybe Weldon got a new hot tip from his buddy "Ali" that Superfresh, Acme, Pathmark, or Genuardi's was next on the terrorists' list.
So be aware on your next shopping trip that you might see Weldon or his staffers scurrying around in your local supermarkets yelling things like:
"Islamic Fascist in Aisle 4!!!!"
"Terrorists in the cleaning products aisle, next to the blue light special on paper towels!!!"
News Analyst Craig Crawford, who penned the article, ends with:
After all, if Bush could not keep the terrorists out of Iraq, how can he keep them out of the local supermarket?
posted by Seventh Watch at 9:41 AM
3 Comments:
We're at more risk from slip-and-fall on a wet floor or the mayonnaise in a day-old hoagie.
GOP having a sale on fear-mongering. Coupons available at your local Weldon campaign office.
I said this last week in reply to a previous entry, and I will continue to say it through November:
Fear is all they've got to sell: pure, unadulterated fear.
Terrorists in the streets. Terrorists in the grocery store. Terrorists under your bed.
We need to stop being afraid and get back to being strong, fearless Americans again.
And the way we start that is to vote out fearmongers like Curt Weldon.
I just want to know one thing--where does Weldon shop. Base don his crazed comments, it sounds like he frequents open air market specializing in selling hallucinogenics.
Anyway, the people are not fooled and are not scared. How much more depraved can he become? Is Joe going to steal Christmas next?
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