There's No Need to Fear... UnderDog is Here
Amidst the growing awareness of his scandal and his declining chances, Weldon embraced his roll as the "underdog" candidate.
In the Wacky-World of Weldon, candidates LIKE to be underdogs. I can hear them cheering now at the upcoming round of polling results (which they pay for, but don't really pay attention to) when Weldon drops another 3 points.
From the theme song, Ballad of Underdog:
It sounds like they were talking about Weldon.
The only similarities I can think of between Underdog and Weldon are that they are both two-dimensional and that only a child could believe what they say.
Unlike UnderDog, Weldon does not have a ring filled with a super-vitamin pill to revitalize his campaign for a last-minute save.
I'm the underdog. That's what they are calling me. And I like it. And that's where I'll be.
* Curt Weldon, 10/20/06 after debate
In the Wacky-World of Weldon, candidates LIKE to be underdogs. I can hear them cheering now at the upcoming round of polling results (which they pay for, but don't really pay attention to) when Weldon drops another 3 points.
From the theme song, Ballad of Underdog:
When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed..
It sounds like they were talking about Weldon.
The only similarities I can think of between Underdog and Weldon are that they are both two-dimensional and that only a child could believe what they say.
Unlike UnderDog, Weldon does not have a ring filled with a super-vitamin pill to revitalize his campaign for a last-minute save.
posted by David Diano at 11:56 AM
4 Comments:
Weldon scandal spreads to another troubled Republican congressman.
Republicans speak out against Weldon.
HMMM. The only one that "spoke out" against Weldon was a professor at Swarthmore Colege. That's a HUGE suprise.
professor at Swarthmore Colege.
Obviously you can't read (nor spell, either). You Weldonites really are fact-challenged, aren't you?
The article says the woman works at Swarthmore. It doesn't say anything about her being a professor. She could work in food services or the library or the dean's office or anything.
Next you'll be connecting her to "Grumpy at the gym."
She's also a registered Republican, and no amount of gyrations can get away from the fact she's not voting for Weldon. (Apparently, in your small, pointy-little head, you don't realize there are Republicans at Swarthmore, and there's also a Young Republicans Club there, too. But why confuse you with facts when you're so comfortable with distortions spun out of thin air.)
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